♥ Cass Ariel – the beautifully complexed ♥

source; aleurier (grabbed from ruby’s blog)

December 30, 2008 at 2:18 am (miscellaneous, random)

Dear friends,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear Under a street light and I saw you Sit on The elephant in the corner . I’m sure you’re Open enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I’m returning The cut toenails to you, but I’ll keep Your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory.

You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon

You make me sick,
Cass

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1.
What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – I’m in love with your cat
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don’t match
Grey – You’re a leprechaun
Yellow – I’m selling myself for candy
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – You’re mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2.
Which is your birth month?
January – That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on peanut butter
May – When I threw up in your sock drawer
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August – When I saw the purple monkey
September – Last year when you peed your pants
October – When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November – When your dog humped my leg
December – When I finally changed my underwear

3.
Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta – Outside of your office
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken – In your closet
Kebabs – With Jean Chrétien
Fish – In my pajamas
Sandwiches – cAt the Elton John oncert
Pizza – In a clown suit
Hot dog – Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4.
What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Ignore
Red – Put whipped cream on
Black – Hit on
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – bit of
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the pants off of
Barefoot – Sit on
Other – Drive over

5.
What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My boyfriend
White – My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple – My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Yellow – My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange – My Blink 182 cd
Pink – My salt beef bucket
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other – The elephant in the corner

6.
What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs- Man
O.C.- Emotional
One Tree Hill – Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost – High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news – Scarred
American Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Open
Top Model – Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7.
What mood are you in?
Happy – How awful you are
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry – That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited – That I may pee my pants
Nervous – The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried – That your Ford sucks
Apathetic – That you need a sex-change
Ashamed – That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly – That Santa doesn’t exsist
Silly – That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other – That your driving sucks

8.
What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your toe ring
Yellow – Your love letters to me
Red – The pictures from Vegas
Black – Your pet rock
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – Your car
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your nose hair clippers
Grey – Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple – Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your Hannah Montanna underwear

9.
The first letter of your first name?
A/B – My virginity
C/D – Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F – Your neighbour’s dog
G/H – The oil tank from your car
I/J – Your left ear
K/L – The results of that blood-sample
M/N – Your glass eye
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z – Your credit cardsYour collection of butterflies

10.
The last letter in your last name?
A/B – Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D – Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L – Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N – Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P – Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R – Always wanted to break your legs
S/T – Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V – Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X – Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Will try to forget that you broke my heart

11.
What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
mineral water – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk – The apartment building is on fire
Water – I’m scratching my ass as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
sweet tea – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey – I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia – Best of luck on the sex change
France – Love always
Spain – With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan – Go milk a cow
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
USA – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England – Go drown yourself

Dear (friend),

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory.

You should also know that I (10) and (11)

(12),
Your Name

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Happy Christmas! ((;

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rainft bilie lin

December 12, 2008 at 2:03 pm (miscellaneous, random)

suddenly just felt random and wanna blog about rainft. hahaha.

both of us may always be at loggerheads, or i can’t stand him at times for being so irritating, but i’m glad for him. just a mere few sentences of encouragement from him just minutes ago have given me an energy booster to face the next few days of frenzied programs.

ain’t sure if you’re reading this brother but, thank you.

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